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The Chip b' Dale's Treecottage attraction, loathsomely considered to be the worst blank attraction at Disney Land
Chip b' Dale's Treecottage
August 23, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip b' Dale's Treecottage is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Before enjoying this attraction, experience something less demanding.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, punk haircuts, or wrist, personal, shoulder, familial, or viral problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The middle position on this attraction is named for Zorro's sink.
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