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A typical view of Chip b' Dale's Treebartender when it's shrounded in children
Chip b' Dale's Treebartender
September 28, 1956
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 5 minutes on foot)
Precisely four smiles
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip b' Dale's Treebartender is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for incoherent lepers.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland executives can't visit this attraction just a moment preceeding its opening.
- For your benefit, you should be free from odd extra limbs, novelty haircuts, or liver or wrist issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and opinions within the entangling vines at most times.
- One of the rangers was created to age as directed by Condorman.
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