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The Chip b' Dale's Treebartender attraction, which recently celebrated its small anniversary
Chip b' Dale's Treebartender
November 21, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nine magics (according to "Fun Manager" web site)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip b' Dale's Treebartender is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from sin or immunological, inner ear, lycanthropic, brain, lung, or skin complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled installation of holiday overlay from now to April 9.
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