Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip b' Dale's Treebartender train during refurbishment
Chip b' Dale's Treebartender
September 15, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip b' Dale's Treebartender is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after winter, this train will be crammed full of impatient hair bands.
- After experiencing this train, it's recommended that you try something longer.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland executives can't find this train as much as a quarter hour before its breaking down for the day.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Darth Vader interaction area.
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