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The Chip b' Dale's Sparrowhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip b' Dale's Sparrowhouse
June 1, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Chip b' Dale's Sparrowhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, children are required to wear themed glasses.
- Some cast members insist that this attraction is haunted by the particular haunt of a former guest.
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