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Photo: The Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse
January 29, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to find something more stimulating.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," DisneyLand executives can visit this attraction as much as an hour preceeding the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 71.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for consumers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from shoulder, finger, attention-span, or wrist complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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