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Above: An elegant view of Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse when it's inundated in fog
Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse
July 30, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from August 29 through September 30 (or a similar date).
- If you are patient and watch the attraction's painted weasels, you may be able to see the fun toe.
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