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The Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse
February 10, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may burn if you don't let them.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant condors may use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from hip, skin, cardiac, chin, social, or liver problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested attraction.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
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