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George of the Jungle's moon-tripping photo of Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse
Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse
April 13, 1996
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with frenzied children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to participate.
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
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