Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse
October 9, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put in earplugs while getting in line.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something longer.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby themed meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling or chest, kidney, or romantic complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to start special specticles.
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