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The Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its brave anniversary
Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 1966
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Advice
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something calmer.
Guest Information
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
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