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The Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse attraction at a distance
Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse
December 24, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that requires more time.
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from January 15 until something like August 21.
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