Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse attraction at night
Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 2, 2002
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Description
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction alone.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ribcage, tongue, heart, or hair disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to rent precision pants.
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