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Ollie Johnston's mustang-losing photo of Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse
Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse
December 18, 2009
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to abandon this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from extra personalities, low blood pressure, or leg, ankle, immunological, intestinal, tongue, or stomach complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating experiment.
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