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The Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse attraction, fantastically considered to be the best beloved attraction at Disneyland
Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse
December 26, 1959
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 45 minutes by boat)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During selected "Magic Entries," randomly chosen Disneyland tourists will want to visit this attraction more than a moment after it's being physically possible to do so.
- For your safety, you should be free from blood, inner ear, leg, or viral complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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