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Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse, a favorite attraction of Card Walker
Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse
June 27, 1976
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 28 minutes in metric)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as a mustang to not be scarred for life.
- Pregnant portholes should avoid this attraction.
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