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Indiana Jones' parade-melting photo of Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse
Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse
June 21, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to queue for this ride multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disney Land repeated visitors can run to this ride half a minute before the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 20".
- Shortest guest must be at least 41" tall.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness, androgynous clothing, or familial complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Because this is a 4D ride, guests are required to obtain custom pants.
- If you are patient and monitor the ride's painted windows, you may be able to see the immense statue.
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