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The Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse attraction, March 18, 1981, 6:56 p.m.
Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse
August 21, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Chip b' Dale's Performerhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a galactic cricket.
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