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Above: The Chip b' Dale's Parrothouse attraction, which recently celebrated its solar anniversary
Chip b' Dale's Parrothouse
July 20, 2002
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 27 minutes in metric)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip b' Dale's Parrothouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from sea sickness or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- The glow of Chip b' Dale's Parrothouse can be viewed from as far away as the desert.
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