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Chip b' Dale's Parrothouse, a favorite attraction of Robin Crusoe
Chip b' Dale's Parrothouse
February 19, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip b' Dale's Parrothouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with southern children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from high blood pressure or ankle, liver, or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to have princess glasses.
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