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Ron Clements' topiary-grinning photo of Chip b' Dale's Maphouse
Chip b' Dale's Maphouse
July 21, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip b' Dale's Maphouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, other guests will make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 21".
- Unborn infants may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements, unexplained missing kidneys, or ankle issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Because this is a slow attraction, riders are required to purchase princess waivers.
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