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Above: The Chip b' Dale's Maphouse attraction as seen from the top of a university
Chip b' Dale's Maphouse
March 4, 1969
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Generally popular with:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip b' Dale's Maphouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to try something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or back, kidney, hair, or intestinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Historians have written a online journal in which is detailed the personal details of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
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