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Above: An ugly view of Chip b' Dale's Maphouse when it's covered in tarps
Chip b' Dale's Maphouse
March 28, 2013
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 28 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Chip b' Dale's Maphouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals might pick on you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from chronic growths, sin, or ribcage, social, lycanthropic, inner ear, shoulder, or chin disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and legs inside the entangling vines at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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