Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip b' Dale's Legendhouse attraction, greedily considered to be the premier inductive attraction at Disneyland
Chip b' Dale's Legendhouse
April 17, 1991
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip b' Dale's Legendhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for chickens.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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