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Chip b' Dale's Cowhouse, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss
Chip b' Dale's Cowhouse
July 13, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Seven Disneys (by someone claiming to be Lightning McQueen)
Nobody knows what the point of Chip b' Dale's Cowhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
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