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Chip b' Dale's Cowhouse, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss

Chip b' Dale's Cowhouse, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss

Chip b' Dale's Cowhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 13, 2013
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes
Rating: Seven Disneys (by someone claiming to be Lightning McQueen)

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Chip b' Dale's Cowhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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