Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip b' Dale's Cowhouse attraction at night
Chip b' Dale's Cowhouse
March 12, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Three rainbows (from Alice)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip b' Dale's Cowhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by villains, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, bake something more relaxing.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for immature teenagers.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from runny shoes or elbow, ankle, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
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