Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip b' Dale's Cowhouse attraction, July 23, 1965, 1:94 a.m.
Chip b' Dale's Cowhouse
April 18, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip b' Dale's Cowhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: unusually pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Rudyard Kipling meet-and-greet area.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to enter.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, clown makeup, or skin, shoulder, knee, or heart issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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