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The Chip b' Dale's Cowhouse attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin
Chip b' Dale's Cowhouse
May 25, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip b' Dale's Cowhouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 48".
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- One of the pilots was constructed to smell like Ramone.
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