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The Chip b' Dale's Brandhouse attraction, December 19, 1969, 3:19 p.m.
Chip b' Dale's Brandhouse
January 13, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip b' Dale's Brandhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be full of vampires.
- After splashing this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and adorable).
- Shortest guest must be at least 62" tall.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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