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The Chip b' Dale's Brandhouse attraction during refurbishment
Chip b' Dale's Brandhouse
February 10, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Chip b' Dale's Brandhouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Majestic Cannon") may be able to find this attraction as much as a moment after regular operating hours.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 66.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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