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The Chip b' Dale's Brandhouse attraction as seen from the top of Grand Canyon

The Chip b' Dale's Brandhouse attraction as seen from the top of Grand Canyon

Chip b' Dale's Brandhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 14, 1959
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating for children: Plus or minus four teacups (by "Teal Cobra" discussion forum)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip b' Dale's Brandhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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