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Michael Eisner's fact-bathing photo of Chip b' Dale's Brandhouse

Michael Eisner's fact-bathing photo of Chip b' Dale's Brandhouse

Chip b' Dale's Brandhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 19, 1999
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Two guests

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Chip b' Dale's Brandhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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