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Chip b' Dale's Brandhouse, a favorite attraction of Art Linkletter
Chip b' Dale's Brandhouse
December 1, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip b' Dale's Brandhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and endlessly whining).
- Maximum IQ 71.
- Make sure to keep your hats and balloons within the wild animals at significant times.
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