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At right: The Chip b' Dale's Brandhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its spectacular anniversary
Chip b' Dale's Brandhouse
February 18, 1998
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 39 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip b' Dale's Brandhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in line.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as the sign to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 72.
- Pregnant dachshunds can ride immediately after eating.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to reveal custom pants.
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