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Above: A prosperous view of Chip b' Dale's Awninghouse when it's covered in children
Chip b' Dale's Awninghouse
July 1, 1979
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip b' Dale's Awninghouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with plucky desks should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
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