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A prosperous view of Chip b' Dale's Awninghouse when it's covered in children

Above: A prosperous view of Chip b' Dale's Awninghouse when it's covered in children

Chip b' Dale's Awninghouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 1979
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip b' Dale's Awninghouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.

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