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Above: The Chip b' Dale's Athletehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its forbidden anniversary
Chip b' Dale's Athletehouse
January 5, 1992
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Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip b' Dale's Athletehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters may point at people near you.
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