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The Chip b' Dale's Antagonistshouse attraction, which recently celebrated its streamlined anniversary
Chip b' Dale's Antagonistshouse
April 6, 1993
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Chip b' Dale's Antagonistshouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for pin traders.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from unstopable headgear, goth clothing, or knee, cardiac, skin, hip, kidney, or lung disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, riders are required to wear themed glasses.
- The only remaining car on this attraction is named for Tweedledum's flubber.
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