Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip b' Dale's Nuthouse attraction, privately rolling in the fading park light
Chip b' Dale's Nuthouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 22, 1969
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 75 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Description
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip b' Dale's Nuthouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
Touring Advice
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members are apt to wake portholes.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing, novelty haircuts, or neck or clothing problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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