Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Chip and Dale's Weaselhouse, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
Chip and Dale's Weaselhouse
July 21, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip and Dale's Weaselhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by magnets.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for chickens.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's cast members.
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