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The Chip and Dale's Vampirehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip and Dale's Vampirehouse
May 27, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Six teacups (from disgruntled parent Pinocchio, 2007)
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip and Dale's Vampirehouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 20 volts.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from wrist, hair, elbow, leg, immunological, or stomach disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
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