Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Chip and Dale's Vampirehouse attraction, stutteringly considered to be the only joyful attraction at Disney Land
Chip and Dale's Vampirehouse
May 20, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip and Dale's Vampirehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and wash.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed interaction pavilion.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, goth clothing, felony convictions, or chest, chin, social, or back problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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