Massive Tantorland Attraction Database
Chip and Dale's Vampirehouse, a favorite attraction of Christina Aguilera
Chip and Dale's Vampirehouse
September 15, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip and Dale's Vampirehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals might pick on you.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or immunological, back, neck, attention-span, chin, or chest problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Walt Disney had a brilliant suite built below this attraction.
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