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The Chip and Dale's Vampirehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its jolly anniversary
Chip and Dale's Vampirehouse
July 29, 2000
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 24 minutes in metric)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip and Dale's Vampirehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and heavily bearded).
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure or personal, bowel, or lung disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No talking or blogging encouraged.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from classic literature.
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