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The Chip and Dale's Treenest attraction, grandly reading in the shrouded moonlight
Chip and Dale's Treenest
June 24, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip and Dale's Treenest is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from moral issues or lycanthropic, social, attention-span, intestinal, or clothing complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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