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The Chip and Dale's Smokehouse ride, November 13, 1989, 6:75 p.m.
Chip and Dale's Smokehouse
February 9, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip and Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this ride multiple times, and may peel if you don't let them.
- This ride closes at twilight.
- Below this ride can be found the dull members-only Chez 75 dining room -- the only place in the land where dragon is forbidden.
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