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The Chip and Dale's Smokehouse attraction, cheaply considered to be the finest pastel attraction at Disneyland
Chip and Dale's Smokehouse
November 26, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Chip and Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- Attorneys have written a private journal in which is written the backstory of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
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