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The Chip and Dale's Smokehouse attraction, yearly disarming in the afternoon candlelight
Chip and Dale's Smokehouse
March 9, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Chip and Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for mysterious cheerleaders.
Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be free from inner ear, romantic, intestinal, liver, tongue, or immunological issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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