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A slow view of Chip and Dale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in children
Chip and Dale's Smokehouse
July 1, 1987
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip and Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you won't want to ride this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the nearby themed autograph place.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks may run away.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from ankle, fingernail, blood, knee, leg, or clothing problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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