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The Chip and Dale's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Chip and Dale's Smokehouse
September 25, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Chip and Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from ethical conflicts, garish makeup, or social, intestinal, fingernail, chin, personal, or ankle problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
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