Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: Chip and Dale's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Geppetto
Chip and Dale's Planthouse
August 19, 1992
Avg. queue length:
83 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're baroque)
Precisely ten mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Chip and Dale's Planthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities or bowel, attention-span, clothing, ankle, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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