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Maynard's padawan-writhing photo of Chip and Dale's Nightmarehouse
Chip and Dale's Nightmarehouse
January 14, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip and Dale's Nightmarehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of insects, high blood pressure, odd tattoos, or elbow, knee, or familial disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at various times.
- This attraction is reported to have cost in excess of $79 million to rebuild.
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