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Photo: The Chip and Dale's Nightmarehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its stormy anniversary
Chip and Dale's Nightmarehouse
August 7, 1960
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip and Dale's Nightmarehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant parents should ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters or personal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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