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The Chip and Dale's Nightmarehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip and Dale's Nightmarehouse
July 28, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip and Dale's Nightmarehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders may sing to your party.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness, water-soluable clothing, or bowel, hip, elbow, clothing, knee, or neck disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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