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The Chip and Dale's Nightmarehouse attraction at park opening
Chip and Dale's Nightmarehouse
November 15, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip and Dale's Nightmarehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 60".
- No food or drinks allowed.
- The letters in "Chip and Dale's Nightmarehouse" can be scrambled to spell "Hslii Ng M Pohnerh'dacasueedat."
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