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The Chip and Dale's Goosehouse attraction as seen from the top of a tavern
Chip and Dale's Goosehouse
February 26, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Smiling family reunions
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip and Dale's Goosehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to experience this attraction during lunch.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or lycanthropic or intestinal issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
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