Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip and Dale's Gatehouse attraction, April 30, 1981, 9:60 a.m.
Chip and Dale's Gatehouse
February 9, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Gatehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- If you are at the park with children or very small children, you may want to check out the nearby themed meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children and some adults.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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