Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Chip and Dale's Friendhouse attraction as seen from the top of Earth
Chip and Dale's Friendhouse
March 24, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Chip and Dale's Friendhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Dandy Lines V.I.P.s might try to get stuck on this attraction as much as a quarter hour preceeding the gates opening.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and wearing chutes).
- Special effects may be too intense for immature children.
- Waiting may occur.
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