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The Chip and Dale's Facehouse attraction at a distance
Chip and Dale's Facehouse
December 14, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Chip and Dale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 38 units.
- Maximum IQ 82.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Cast members keep a secret log in which is written the backstory of all the people who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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