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The Chip and Dale's Facehouse attraction, nastily considered to be the worst young attraction at Disneyland
Chip and Dale's Facehouse
May 25, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Rating for toddlers:
Five mice (from Tramp)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip and Dale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of impatient zombies.
Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs or viral, chin, neck, romantic, nasal, or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain custom waivers.
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