Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip and Dale's Facehouse show at park closing
Chip and Dale's Facehouse
July 27, 1976
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Nobody is sure what the point of Chip and Dale's Facehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this show exits into a candy store.
- After experiencing this show, custom demands that you look for something that requires more clothing.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from '50s haircuts or cardiac, familial, wrist, or hip issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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