Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip and Dale's Facehouse attraction at a distance
Chip and Dale's Facehouse
October 10, 1978
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 3 minutes by boat)
Two mouse ears (according to "The Bird" Twitter stream)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip and Dale's Facehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
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