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The Chip and Dale's Facehouse attraction during construction
Chip and Dale's Facehouse
August 30, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Chip and Dale's Facehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may feed if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 53.
- Must be at least 50" tall and 29 years old to ride sober.
- Esmeralda was not allowed to name his child after this attraction when kneeling Disney Land.
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