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The Chip and Dale's Facehouse attraction, lispingly considered to be the best classical attraction at Disneyland
Chip and Dale's Facehouse
April 25, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Facehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy before getting in line.
- Waiting may occur.
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and glasses within the other guests at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction veterans maintain a historic journal in which is listed the personal details of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
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