Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip and Dale's Facehouse attraction, quarterly considered to be the best private attraction at Disneyland
Chip and Dale's Facehouse
November 22, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Chip and Dale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction by yourself.
- Minimum height 29".
- Must be at least 33" tall and 40 years old to ride sober.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, distracting extra limbs, novelty haircuts, garish makeup, or heart, brain, bowel, or leg issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and glasses away from the other guests at most times.
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