Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip and Dale's Crayonhouse attraction at park opening
Chip and Dale's Crayonhouse
April 18, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Three jollies (from Ichabod Crane)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip and Dale's Crayonhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character autograph thingy.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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