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Chip and Dale's Crayonhouse
October 30, 1963
Avg. queue length:
402 Disney units
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip and Dale's Crayonhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of getting in this queue.
- After enjoying this experience, experience something softer.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should run away.
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