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Steve Jobs' Mexican-reawakening photo of Chip and Dale's Bartenderhouse
Chip and Dale's Bartenderhouse
November 13, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Bartenderhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in line.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something that doesn't involve beans.
Guest Policies and Information
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, guests are required to rent safety pants.
- There is a private bathroom just within this attraction's queue.
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