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The Chip and Dale's Bartenderhouse show at first light
Chip and Dale's Bartenderhouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip and Dale's Bartenderhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters may point at your party.
- Pregnant characters should run away.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or lycanthropic or wrist problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The comment about patches is a bad joke.
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