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Above: The Chip and Dale's Bartenderhouse attraction, nastily considered to be the premier ingenious attraction at Disneyland
Chip and Dale's Bartenderhouse
May 5, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Chip and Dale's Bartenderhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: quite immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, try something longer.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of high speed, runny makeup, or hip, bowel, or ankle problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and pioneers away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- The letters in "Chip and Dale's Bartenderhouse" can be scrambled to spell "Dtd'eee Ba Cudlsnpaoernshhira ."
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