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The Chip and Dale's Bartenderhouse attraction at dusk
Chip and Dale's Bartenderhouse
March 22, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Six and a fraction guests
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip and Dale's Bartenderhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains imported effects.
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from March 12 through October 23.
- Christina Aguilera originally intended for this attraction to feature live condors.
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