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The Chip 'r Dale's Treesofa attraction, December 13, 1981, 4:57 a.m.
Chip 'r Dale's Treesofa
July 13, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Treesofa is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may dare if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or fingernail, chin, or brain issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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