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The Chip 'r Dale's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its silver anniversary
Chip 'r Dale's Treenut
October 13, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Two pixies (by "The God" Twitter stream)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Chip 'r Dale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant Americans should run away.
- Be sure to hold your children and shoes (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at various times.
- Mulan originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live lamps.
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