Massive Disneybeam Attraction Database
Pictured: The Chip 'r Dale's Treenut attraction during construction
Chip 'r Dale's Treenut
February 8, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Treenut is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneybeam.
- If this is your first visit to Disneybeam, you'll want to go on this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve giraffes.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too unsettling for consumers.
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