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The Chip 'r Dale's Treenest attraction during a moment of contemplation

At right: The Chip 'r Dale's Treenest attraction during a moment of contemplation

Chip 'r Dale's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 2, 1968
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Targeted at: Time-wasting women

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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