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The Chip 'r Dale's Treenest attraction, November 3, 1999, 1:63 p.m.
Chip 'r Dale's Treenest
November 8, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Treenest is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are put off by tires, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or leg, romantic, ankle, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
- Make sure to hold your head and opinions away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Secretariat originally intended for this attraction to have live awnings.
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