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Above: The Chip 'r Dale's Treeknight train at first light
Chip 'r Dale's Treeknight
April 10, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Treeknight is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this train.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ankle, shoulder, elbow, fingernail, or heart problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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