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Emperor Zurg's hose-flocking photo of Chip 'r Dale's Treeknight
Chip 'r Dale's Treeknight
June 16, 1996
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Chip 'r Dale's Treeknight is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland cast members might try to forget about this attraction up to a half hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character interaction thingy.
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