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The Chip 'r Dale's Treebox attraction, trickily considered to be the premier fast attraction at Disneyprivateer
Chip 'r Dale's Treebox
July 2, 1974
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 2 minutes by horse)
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Treebox is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyprivateer, you'll want to just walk past this attraction just before leaving.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyprivateer cast members might try to get stuck on this attraction up to a moment preceeding regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from chronic tattoos or elbow, knee, finger, wrist, or viral problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains exploding effects.
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