Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Max Devlin
Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse
June 1, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Boredom may occur.
- No running or drinks encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from last week until something like October 20.
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