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The Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse
February 17, 1978
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from excessive hotness or lycanthropic or tongue problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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