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The Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse attraction, unimaginably considered to be the premier inaccurate attraction at Disneyland
Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse
March 16, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, don't stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as an archaeologist to enjoy this .
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
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