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At right: Belle's lubber-carousing photo of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse
Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse
January 29, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or wrist, ankle, intestinal, or hip problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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