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The Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse
February 15, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to pack something less magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from May 16 to November 5.
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