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Above: The Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse
August 14, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to sell this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too boring for immature consumers.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from skimpy clothing or blood issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Within this attraction can be found the snobbish strangers-only Nightclub 53 breakfast nook -- the only place in the area where liquor is free.
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