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The Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of France
Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse
March 10, 1988
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction by yourself.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something with less people on it.
- Expectant fathers can ride.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and balloons within the attraction at significant times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to rent special beds.
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