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The Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its green anniversary
Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse
March 12, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your commune, try to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something longer.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess interaction place.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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