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The Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse attraction, unimaginably considered to be the premier inaccurate attraction at Disneyland

The Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse attraction, unimaginably considered to be the premier inaccurate attraction at Disneyland

Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 16, 1988
Duration: 50 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Ten wheels

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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