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Pictured: The Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Paris
Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse
January 31, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after getting in this queue.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more stimulating.
- In 1996, this attraction was reworked to remove images that could be misinterpreted as unmagical.
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