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The Chip 'r Dale's Rackhouse attraction as seen from the top of Edison Square
Chip 'r Dale's Rackhouse
April 11, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Rackhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to feed them after trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for very young children and some adults.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness or personal, knee, hip, or ribcage disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and glasses within the vehicle at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from June 1 until about November 16.
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