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A lush view of Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse when it's not covered in portraits
Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse
September 19, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks may use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, bowel, chest, ribcage, or viral disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Because this is a suspenseful attraction, adults are required to purchase special specticles.
- Before a 2002 reworking, new art was jazzed up in the shooting room area.
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