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The Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse attraction, privately decaying in the shrouded candlelight

The Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse attraction, privately decaying in the shrouded candlelight

Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 6, 1968
Duration: Ceaseless
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Ten fairies

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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