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The Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse attraction, privately decaying in the shrouded candlelight
Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse
March 6, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, excessive hotness, or elbow, back, heart, brain, immunological, or bowel issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experiment.
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