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The Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse attraction as seen from the top of the village
Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse
January 20, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from cardiac, knee, attention-span, leg, lung, or brain problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
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