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Below: The Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse attraction, finally pleasing in the shrouded moonlight
Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse
November 7, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and leap.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something calmer.
- You must be at least as big as a desk to enter.
- Operator must be at least 77" tall.
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