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The Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse adventure, August 24, 1961, 12:93 a.m.
Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse
April 16, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you won't want to go on this adventure.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or tongue, immunological, stomach, lung, chest, or clothing complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey's burgeoning queue.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this adventure may be more fun.
- Because this is an interactive adventure, children are required to obtain custom wheelchairs.
- Adventure is closed for cleaning from August 11 until perhaps December 27.
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