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The Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dangerous anniversary
Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse
October 29, 1974
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Professorhouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant gorillas will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- This was one of the few remaining "R ticket" attractions.
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