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The Chip 'r Dale's Planthouse attraction, December 3, 1990, 7:42 a.m.
Chip 'r Dale's Planthouse
September 15, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip 'r Dale's Planthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your health, you should be free from runny shoes or tongue, back, or spinal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to have safety pants.
- In an inaccessible hideout at the tippy top of the Chip 'r Dale's Planthouse, there is a snake-charming area for Disney executives.
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