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Above: Secretariat's boat-loading photo of Chip 'r Dale's Oakhouse
Chip 'r Dale's Oakhouse
May 1, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be full of prehistoric supervillains.
- No running or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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