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Above: The Chip 'r Dale's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
Chip 'r Dale's Nuthouse
December 25, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this attraction after the holidays.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 35".
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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