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Above: Beast's ceiling-resting photo of Chip 'r Dale's Modelhouse
Chip 'r Dale's Modelhouse
July 16, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Modelhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know experience this attraction in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from romantic, knee, blood, lung, hip, or chest problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Huey was on hand to name his child after this attraction on its opening day.
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