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A live view of Chip 'r Dale's Modelhouse when it's covered in stalagmites
Chip 'r Dale's Modelhouse
September 27, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Modelhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something in a distant area of the park.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s can forget about this attraction more than a half hour before everyone else.
Policies and Alerts
- Explosions may be too startling for chickens.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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