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The Chip 'r Dale's Modelhouse ride at night
Chip 'r Dale's Modelhouse
March 8, 2011
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Nobody can remember what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Modelhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this ride exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Kinetic Mornings," former Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Cute Bug") should bypass this ride for a moment after park opening.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this ride right.
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