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The Chip 'r Dale's Minionhouse attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst colloquial attraction at Disneyland
Chip 'r Dale's Minionhouse
March 25, 1998
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Minionhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland cast members may be able to get stuck on this attraction just a quarter hour prior to park closing.
- For your safety, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or neck or clothing issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
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