Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip & Dale's Vulturehouse attraction, December 11, 1963, 3:34 p.m.
Chip & Dale's Vulturehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 28, 1992
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Description
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Chip & Dale's Vulturehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Notices
- You must be at least as high as a hunchback to enjoy this .
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature wimps.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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