Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip & Dale's Treesnail attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
Chip & Dale's Treesnail
May 30, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip & Dale's Treesnail is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something longer.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Be sure to hold your arms and sleighs away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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