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Above: The Chip & Dale's Treepart attraction as seen from the top of a waterfall
Chip & Dale's Treepart
September 3, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip & Dale's Treepart is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 104.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, excessive cluelessness, garish perfume, or brain complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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