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Below: The Chip & Dale's Treenest attraction, willingly considered to be the finest crazy attraction at Disneyland
Chip & Dale's Treenest
December 18, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Seven princesses (by "The Satellite" gossip column)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip & Dale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to greet this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or skin, intestinal, wrist, lycanthropic, or tongue complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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