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The Chip & Dale's Treechild attraction, certainly considered to be the worst shaggy attraction at Disneyland
Chip & Dale's Treechild
May 20, 1991
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 5 minutes in metric)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Treechild is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will make silly comments to your party.
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for tweens.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness or liver or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During any hail, this attraction may explode.
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