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Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse, a favorite attraction of Tweedledee
Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse
March 10, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
- This is the only remaining attraction in this land on which a reference to Lightning McQueen can be witnessed.
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