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A salvaged view of Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse when it's not shrounded in fog
Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse
July 11, 1988
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
- Minimum height 37".
- Pregnant geese should send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling or lycanthropic, hip, romantic, or spinal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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