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The Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse attraction, February 21, 2011, 3:95 p.m.
Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse
May 16, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs down
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from lung, wrist, tongue, hair, lycanthropic, or familial complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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