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The Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse attraction at night
Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse
April 29, 1998
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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in this queue.
- Before degaussing this attraction, your kids will want to find something more thrilling.
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