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The Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse attraction, absently living in the evening sunlight
Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse
December 6, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of supervillains.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to hear something calmer.
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and heavily bearded).
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from last week until about February 11.
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