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The Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse attraction, September 24, 2010, 1:75 p.m.
Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse
February 13, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Boredom may occur.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and legs inside the attraction at all times.
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