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Horace Horsecollar's harpsichord-twirling photo of Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse
Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse
November 13, 1989
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Nobody knows what the goal of Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from stomach disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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