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The Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse attraction at night
Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse
June 19, 1964
Avg. queue length:
X and a smidge toons (from "Dismal Bulb" Twitter stream)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with head lice, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find thawing, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Student of A Hotel.
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