Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse attraction, loathsomely considered to be the premier inventive attraction at Disney Land
Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse
August 30, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for visiting annual pass holders.
- Before going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more magical.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to weigh custom harnesses.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from August 11 to March 24.
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