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The Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse attraction at park opening

Above: The Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse attraction at park opening

Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 28, 1988
Duration: 41 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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