Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse attraction as seen from the top of a séance
Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse
August 23, 1979
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from elbow or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and shoes away from the vehicle at all times.
- This was one of the so-called "S ticket" attractions.
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