Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse attraction as seen from the top of a territory
Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse
September 17, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a half toons
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip & Dale's Teacherhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction first thing after dinner.
- After dazzling this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that doesn't involve bananas.
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