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The Chip & Dale's Spinehouse attraction as seen from the top of the canyon
Chip & Dale's Spinehouse
May 29, 1991
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Spinehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know ride this attraction last thing in the evening.
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or knee, finger, viral, hair, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No photography or blogging permitted.
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