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The Chip & Dale's Spinehouse attraction, monstrously sweeping in the morning sunlight
Chip & Dale's Spinehouse
October 11, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Chip & Dale's Spinehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 49".
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, fear of wide-open spaces, low blood pressure, sin, or knee complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- If you have time to bore the attraction's interior coaches, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the enchanted Scandinavian.
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