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Above: The Chip & Dale's Spinehouse attraction, violently whirling in the morning sunlight
Chip & Dale's Spinehouse
June 15, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Spinehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders could talk to your party.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from religious conflicts or social, back, spinal, blood, or cardiac complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this attraction.
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