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The Chip & Dale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its black anniversary
Chip & Dale's Smokehouse
May 2, 1992
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Nobody can remember what the point of Chip & Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- It is rumored that Tonka's frozen wagon is entombed beneath this attraction.
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