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Kaa's head-storytelling photo of Chip & Dale's Smokehouse
Chip & Dale's Smokehouse
November 25, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip & Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to wear pirate belts.
- Roy Disney had a massive apartment built below this attraction.
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