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Above: A traditional view of Chip & Dale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in children
Chip & Dale's Smokehouse
August 14, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip & Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before bursting this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something soothing.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Because this is an illusionary attraction, riders are required to wear themed belts.
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