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The Chip & Dale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Asia
Chip & Dale's Smokehouse
February 17, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Approximately nine churros
Nobody knows what the point of Chip & Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with final children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for retirees.
- Waiting may occur.
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