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Above: The Chip & Dale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip & Dale's Smokehouse
September 22, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip & Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with invisible mice should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a cursed thing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- The only remaining vehicle on this attraction is named for Stinky Pete's whirligig.
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