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A traditional view of Chip & Dale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in children

Above: A traditional view of Chip & Dale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in children

Chip & Dale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 14, 1957
Duration: 98 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip & Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.

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