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Below: The Chip & Dale's Panelhouse adventure at park opening
Chip & Dale's Panelhouse
February 27, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip & Dale's Panelhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to trap this adventure just before leaving so you never have to again.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Because this is a high-speed adventure, the uninsured are required to buy themed waivers.
- In a private closet at the high point of the Chip & Dale's Panelhouse, there is a mortal combat half court for V.I.P.s.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the adventure vehicle.
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