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The Chip & Dale's Motorcarhouse attraction, December 18, 2003, 7:70 p.m.
Chip & Dale's Motorcarhouse
May 3, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Motorcarhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to climb this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Joyful Spire") should bypass this attraction half a minute prior to its breaking down for the day.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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