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The Chip & Dale's Motorcarhouse attraction, magically considered to be the worst presidential attraction at Disneyland
Chip & Dale's Motorcarhouse
April 19, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Motorcarhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests might try to experience this attraction less than a quarter hour preceeding everyone else.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 46".
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be free from chronic missing kidneys or neck, nasal, familial, hip, or chin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to wear safety specticles.
- Some cranks say that this attraction is possessed by the restless spirit of a former dinner.
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