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The Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its hollow anniversary

The Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its hollow anniversary

Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 1968
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 33 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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