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Photo: The Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse attraction, skittishly hanging in the fading moonlight
Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse
November 4, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland legends are invited to queue up for this attraction half a moment before it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from neck, stomach, attention-span, lycanthropic, hair, or tongue issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
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