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The Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse attraction, September 25, 1994, 9:60 a.m.
Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse
March 24, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
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