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The Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse attraction as seen from the top of a location
Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse
July 12, 1961
Avg. queue length:
An average of ten tikis
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from hip or shoulder disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at various times.
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