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A dirty view of Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse when it's not covered in darkness
Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse
November 28, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Bumping may occur.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are multitudes of maids used in this attraction.
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