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Above: The Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse attraction, immensely amusing in the evening sunlight
Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse
June 27, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of lepers.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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