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The Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its hollow anniversary
Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse
March 13, 1968
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 33 minutes by boat)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Boredom may occur.
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