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The Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse attraction as seen from the top of the future
Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse
April 25, 2001
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 33 minutes in metric)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or princess fanatics, you may want to check out the nearby princess autograph thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Above this attraction can be found the tranquil boatniks-only Casino 96 lounge -- the only place in Disneyland where alcohol is forbidden.
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