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A sharper view of Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse when it's bathed in fog
Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse
April 8, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip & Dale's Dachshundhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 20".
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from brain or romantic disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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